Carrie in Vogue!

This is photoshopped more than Tranmeister general tucks her cock, but I love it!

SJP looks fierce on the cover of the new Vogue, but is it me or whenever you see SJP do you also just see Carrie Bradshaw!?

I could not even watch her last movie without thinking it was Carrie acting.
A few weeks ago I watched "the first wives club" - obviously as a gay I love it, Goldie "fish lips" Hawn, Bette(can't say anything bad about the divine Miss M!) and Dean Keaton (Diane at the weekends) what could there be too hate?- and I remember thinking, doesn't Carrie look young.

I don't think SJP should be worried about being typecast as Carrie, I think Carrie is perhaps more interesting than SJP.

I wish Carrie and me were BFF's and we could buy Dior, Chanel, Manolo's, and the wonderous late Mr McQueen together while doing cosmo shots off each other's bodies.
A gay can dream!

The Joys Of Lauren Harries

A QUICK BEFORE AND AFTER, U DECIDE WHICH IS BETTER

To those of you unfamiliar with the fabulous Miss Harries, she used to be a he, and he has appeared on Wogan in the UK and Oprah in the US(you can really see the difference, we have some fat old white Irish man, the US has some fat old black man).
He was an antiques expert in the 80's and early 90's, well I say expert he kinda just touched vases and said in a Margaret Thatcher voice that they were aged. I do that now when touching old women's breasts, although I do not end up on Oprah, just on Crimewatch.

Anyway when Lauren was James, he was a little odd, with pubes for hair and a wardrobe that Helena Bonham Carter would envy.
James went away to a magical cocoon and came out several years later as Lauren, who is very odd, with pubes for hair and a wardrobe Olivia Newton John and Sinitta rejected.

So when Lauren spread her celestial wings and flew from her cocoon, she spread glitter across the world, before finally settling on the city I currently live in, Cardiff.
Lauren has the face as Oli and Aggy both put it of a burns victim. It must have been hot in the magical cocoon known as Thailand.
Lauren is somewhat of a celebrity in the UK, appearing on several well known TV shows such as make me a beauty therapist on channel 5, and that is about it. Imagine my delight when I came across Lauren Harries:working 9 to 5 on an obscure channel called I think showtune or something along those lines. I caught 1 episode, before my eyes imploded at the sheer beauty of Ms Harries(is that what you call a tranny or is that just for Lesbians and divorcees - ooh the gay divorcee!)

I would recommend looking up the delights on youtube and you will truly see a great British beauty who puts Jodie Marsh and Jordan to shame!
Around 4 years ago an article appeared in the south wales Echo on Lauren and her family having been attacked (you can see this article online if you google it).
An amazing quote from Lauren was:
"He hit me with a slipper shoe, I was lucky it was not a stilleto shoe, or it could have done some serious damage!"

Ms Harries I salute you as you live your life spreading glitter and joy to those who revel in nothing more than loving a big old Freddy Krueger headed tranny!

so first up is perez and gaga?!

WTF is up with them?!
Hollywood's most hated website - is it really anymore?
scrolling through the posts now, we see that 99% of them are on people that Perez loves, like Lady(cough cough)Gaga.

Personally I can not stand the fat, disgusting thing known as Perez Hilton, and the anorexic tran known as Lady Gaga, but I am strangely drawn to the site everyday (perhaps because it is one of the only sites my work allows me to go on).
What I don't really get is why he needs to call her/him his "wifey" or "gagaloo" and other such nonsensical names. The man must be around 30! WHY WHY WHY!!!!!
I am a Gay man myself but I do not feel the need to surround myself with Michael Alig - oops! sorry Lady Gaga and all their eccentric little club kid wannabes!(so Geraldo, so 90's)

Actually has anyone heard much on Michael Alig since the Tranmeister general came around?!
The "telephone" video was set in a prison, with Beyonce and her coat of many weaves breaking the tranmeister out of her butch bitch prison! Hmmmm something to think about, maybe Gaga is Alig (kinda similar) and Perez is James St James, but with much less style and talent!

So anyway, today I did my usual search on what goes on in the world of celebrity this morning, and I came across a post on perezhilton.com on a 15 year old kid from Tennesee, who wore a Tee to school that said I heart Lady Gay Gay! Why is that mother allowing a 15 year old boy to go to school in such tack!? This kid will get bullied to shit, he is not living in NYC or LA or anywhere with a bit of style and tollerance FFS!
This Tee it turns out is tour merchandise?! Why is the tranmeister calling herself Lady Gay Gay, as far as I was aware she was Bi Bi, but most women say they are to get a little peen now and then! (No need, most hetero men would fuck any tina, dick, or harry/sally after 1 too many Bud's!)

So the Tranmeister responds to this - through her publicist probably as she is always too coked up to even sing and perform anymore, did you see her down under? - by saying that her little "monster" (WTF) should be allowed to express their individuality or some other bull shit she comes out with on a daily basis.

Surely what we should be focusing on here is that the 15 year old boy should be concentrating on his education, not trying to start some gay rights movement to assist Tranmeister and her little Taco Bell (aka Perez) to have every gay man/women look ridiculous, covered in glitter with giant lobsters on their heads! What happened to when a young gay man would put their mothers pearls on, and heels and totter around thinking they are Joan Crawford or Madonna, wearing Dior and Chanel Couture? No, Just me? Okay lets forget that one then!